Yesterday's officiating was sub-par. I'm not talking about the basketball game. I'm not referring to the softball game. Watermelon wrestling is something to be taken at least a dwarf-nickel's worth more seriously ("midget" is a derogatory term for dwarfs). It's very phenomenal, however, the way this nasty pool of water and watermelon chunkiez literally attracts crazed, drunken-stupid, ape-shittened, shenanigan-hooligans to the point where they think wrestling in it is a cool idea. So one might ask, Cyrus, why are these people behaving this way? And I say, well Larry, These folks. These folks over here... And then we lift him up by the legs and power slam his livid body into the awesomest, chunkiest, wettest fun imaginable. Not because it's cool, Larry. Because it's FUN. Other things that are fun: Beer Pong, Catch Phrase, eating spicy hot macadamia nuts with your roommate, playing Halo 3 on Live with some bros, dancing. and doing body shots offa girlz. Things that are kind fun, but really: Shooting pool, Playing Halo 3 on Live with some bros, smoking dope and then having pollen destroy your allergic eyeballs that just experienced cotton-eye from the dope... Oh, one more thing just to keep in mind (KIM): Deceptacons. I'm a person who came to the understanding of the term naturally. I was looking around one day and I saw a pretty girl walking by. She was wearing enormous sunglasses. I was like whatever, lookin good. "Hi Cyrus," she says. Oh. "Hello" (smile, keep walking). Who the eff was that girl I'm tinking to mahself. Chucklez - deceptacon. When I say I came to the understanding naturally I mean I made this connection that Urban Dictionary can illustrate for you if you didn't get it the first time:http://www.urbandictionary
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Haterz Back Off, I'm Sofucking GANGSTER!!!!12@2=
I realized it has been quite some time since I let my pet chimpanzee write notes on facebook, so I thought you mongoloids may be starting to miss the sound of his voice. How this nugget congealed: Sleeping... sleeping..., POFFFFFFFF!! That's the sound of you (me) waking up hard, sudden, deliberate. Senior Sol decided it was time to put me in a choke hold, noogie my skull, and then suplex my rag doll body into consciousness, da diem. So where does that leave mah? With Mr Vaporizer My Brains McGee. I'll tell you what. That guy sure knows how to bake my cakes.
Yesterday's officiating was sub-par. I'm not talking about the basketball game. I'm not referring to the softball game. Watermelon wrestling is something to be taken at least a dwarf-nickel's worth more seriously ("midget" is a derogatory term for dwarfs). It's very phenomenal, however, the way this nasty pool of water and watermelon chunkiez literally attracts crazed, drunken-stupid, ape-shittened, shenanigan-hooligans to the point where they think wrestling in it is a cool idea. So one might ask, Cyrus, why are these people behaving this way? And I say, well Larry, These folks. These folks over here... And then we lift him up by the legs and power slam his livid body into the awesomest, chunkiest, wettest fun imaginable. Not because it's cool, Larry. Because it's FUN. Other things that are fun: Beer Pong, Catch Phrase, eating spicy hot macadamia nuts with your roommate, playing Halo 3 on Live with some bros, dancing. and doing body shots offa girlz. Things that are kind fun, but really: Shooting pool, Playing Halo 3 on Live with some bros, smoking dope and then having pollen destroy your allergic eyeballs that just experienced cotton-eye from the dope... Oh, one more thing just to keep in mind (KIM): Deceptacons. I'm a person who came to the understanding of the term naturally. I was looking around one day and I saw a pretty girl walking by. She was wearing enormous sunglasses. I was like whatever, lookin good. "Hi Cyrus," she says. Oh. "Hello" (smile, keep walking). Who the eff was that girl I'm tinking to mahself. Chucklez - deceptacon. When I say I came to the understanding naturally I mean I made this connection that Urban Dictionary can illustrate for you if you didn't get it the first time:http://www.urbandictionary
Yesterday's officiating was sub-par. I'm not talking about the basketball game. I'm not referring to the softball game. Watermelon wrestling is something to be taken at least a dwarf-nickel's worth more seriously ("midget" is a derogatory term for dwarfs). It's very phenomenal, however, the way this nasty pool of water and watermelon chunkiez literally attracts crazed, drunken-stupid, ape-shittened, shenanigan-hooligans to the point where they think wrestling in it is a cool idea. So one might ask, Cyrus, why are these people behaving this way? And I say, well Larry, These folks. These folks over here... And then we lift him up by the legs and power slam his livid body into the awesomest, chunkiest, wettest fun imaginable. Not because it's cool, Larry. Because it's FUN. Other things that are fun: Beer Pong, Catch Phrase, eating spicy hot macadamia nuts with your roommate, playing Halo 3 on Live with some bros, dancing. and doing body shots offa girlz. Things that are kind fun, but really: Shooting pool, Playing Halo 3 on Live with some bros, smoking dope and then having pollen destroy your allergic eyeballs that just experienced cotton-eye from the dope... Oh, one more thing just to keep in mind (KIM): Deceptacons. I'm a person who came to the understanding of the term naturally. I was looking around one day and I saw a pretty girl walking by. She was wearing enormous sunglasses. I was like whatever, lookin good. "Hi Cyrus," she says. Oh. "Hello" (smile, keep walking). Who the eff was that girl I'm tinking to mahself. Chucklez - deceptacon. When I say I came to the understanding naturally I mean I made this connection that Urban Dictionary can illustrate for you if you didn't get it the first time:http://www.urbandictionary
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